i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
if you play with my hair until i fall asleep i will fall in love with you
if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
Good Stitch, best alien.
stitch knows when to let lilo go when her mother is involved
A good friend knows when to hold you back.
A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.
A BEST FRIEND FOREVER WILL TAKE PICTURES OF YOU RIPPING INTO A BITCH.
my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”